Top Secret Mission and Things That I Don’t Love About My Apartment
Good morning readers! Today, I am on a top-secret mission. So I only have 4.32 minutes to write a blog post-here goes: I love that we have our own apartment. I love that it is our space. I love that we...
View ArticleStrange Thoughts I Think Regularly
I think all the time. In fact, I think a lot of stupid shit, pretty regularly. Whether I’m thinking weird stuff in yoga class, considering lighting my hair on fire, or thinking about how I would fare...
View ArticleHave I Mentioned That I’m a Hypochondriac?
OK, so y’all are PROBABLY going to think I’m crazy (if you don’t already…and if you really don’t, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?) after reading this…but it needs to be said. In addition to the unhealthy...
View ArticleI Thought a Spider Tried to Kill Me. Actually, I Have Shingles and I’m...
That’s pretty much my story. I woke up last week with an itchy itchy bug bite. No. Set of bug bites. Except I don’t really get bug bites. Ever. I mean, not mosquito bites anyways. Spiders regularly try...
View ArticleQuestionable sausage: Wild pandemic life and my first Covid test
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a hypochondriac in possession of illness, must be dying of a mystery disease. I’ve had some very weird weeks as of late. One of them happened to be in the...
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